August 2012
Shirt, 2 jumpers, tracksuit pants, socks, beanie with earflaps, 3 quilts and a heater blasting next to my face. Yet I still feel like I’m in Jotunheim.
“We aren’t bad people. We just come from a bad place”
—Shame (Steve McQueen)
Guuuuyyyyyysss I got Instagram!
You should follow me at Oh_OJ…or not, it’s up to you.
NOTE: So far I’ve only taken pictures of my cat. Yes you have been warned I am a crazy cat lady.
- Facebook friend status: Every time I eat fried rice I get scared cause I think I'm eating cat
“The rather wonderful English word tmesis, which, so far as I know, is the only English word that begins with the letters “tm”. T-M-E-S-I-S; it’s rather wonderful. Which is that … when you cut a word in half by putting another word inside, like saying “abso-blooming-lutely,” or “sen-fucking-sational”.”
—(via fuckyeahstephenfry)
F-YEAH I LOVE STRAWBERRY CHAPSTICK!!!!
This one time Captain America retweeted me on Twitter.
I will tell my children about this day.
I find the phrase “ovaries before brovaries” to be just about the best thing ever.
“When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. “This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar” she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’ It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions?”
—Sandi Toksvig (via missworded, learninglog) (via thevessel) (via h4nchan) (via paulduffield) (via wilwheaton) (via funk2funky) (via lust-in-the-movies) (via hystericalyrically)
“Your smile really brings out your boobs”
—My sister
