May 2011
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The Girl Who Turned into a Bed
It happened that day she picked up a strange pussy willow. Her head swelled up white and a soft as a pillow.
Her skin, which had turned all flaky and rotten, was now replaced with 100% cotton.
Through her organs and torso she sprouted like wings, a beautiful set of matress and springs.
It was so terribly strange that I started to weep. But at least after that I had a nice place to sleep
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Holy crap there is toasted marshmallow cupcakes! →
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Animals with stuffed animals (CAUTION: may cause... →
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EDWARD CULLEN...
giggleatacrimescene:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Hm. I’m a HP, DW and SPN fan. AWW YEAH
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He stumbled into faith and thought
God, is this all there is?
The pictures in...
– Blue Lips by Regina Spektor
There are only two worlds - your world, which is the real world, and other...
– Neil Gaiman, The Books of Magic (via misswallflower)
wolfwithatophat asked: would you rather have your leg eaten by a hungry bear name Stefanio or have your hairs picked out one by one by lala the yellow tellytubby?
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Black spring! Pick up your pen, and weeping,
Of February, in sobs and ink,
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– Black February by Boris Pasternak
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When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I’m feeling sad
I simply...
– My Favourite Things by Rodgers and Hammerstein
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself...
– Kurt Vonnegut (via quotesandyouknowstuff)
How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads, to whom sleep...
– Dracula by Bram Stoker (via forbiddenalleys)
That awkward moment
dinosaur-jessica:
When you’re with your friend and her boyfriend and they’re like this the whole time
While you’re just sitting there all alone like
I dream. Sometimes I think that’s the only right thing to do.
– Haruki Murakami, Sputnik Sweetheart (via misswallflower)
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